Got My Money on a Bobtail Nag, Somebody Bet on the Bay

Never let me develop a habit for the ponies.

This can be read many ways.

1) Never let me pick up on Rebecca’s sick fascination with My Little Ponies.
2) Stop me from going all Alan Strang on nearby livestock.
3) Prevent me from unwittingly feasting on equine flesh while visiting other countries/exotic restaurants.
*4) DO NOT ALLOW ME  TO BET ON SPORTING EVENTS BECAUSE I SUCK AT IT. I SUCK AT IT A LOT.

Please consider the preceding four points to be your new mission in life. (If you do, I predict you will have an astoundingly successful life.)