Harry Potter & the Deathly Hallows Review:

I posted this on my Livejournal last night, and now I am posting it here. I’m using the “more” tag so that no one is inadvertently spoiled for the last installment of Harry Potter. W00t.

IDK, my BFF Snape?

So I finally finish Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, am all set to write my darn review, and Livejournal crashes! Not that I don’t want to grace you all with my review, (the short version: compelling, yet made me yearn for a red pen) but LJ is just better suited for that sort of thing. Or at least it is if you’ve got tangential ties to Harry Potter fandom.

In addition to Livejournal, my computer went and crashed the other day. It went down in a blaze of glory, which is to say it flickered, froze, and would not restart. The Mac Genius Bar folks couldn’t recover anything, and so now I start afresh with a new hard drive. I’m very seriously considering investing in a .mac account so that I can back up everything, including my favorite places, on Mac’s servers.

Today’s entry is brought to you by the search terms “equine penis” and “draco malfoy shirtless.” Because I am running a porn ring of bestiality and lukewarm evil.

Lord help us all…

…people have been finding this blog by searching charming terms like “COCK SUCKER” and “suck my penis.”

And of course, I have made this entry so that their numbers will multiply exponentially. Greetings to you, you seekers of smut. You’re not going to find anything particularly saucy here.

In terms of what’s up with me, I am a huge slacker who is putting off all 3409809834 things I have to do before I can go to grad school. What can I say; I’m lazy and I need to schedule in time to re-read Harry Potter before July 21st.

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My Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom is: Draco Malfoy is killed by a falling Hagrid never knowing the ultimate truth Get your Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom

As July 21st inches closer and closer I do grow concerned for all three (Harry Potter, Severus Snape, and Draco Malfoy) of my favorite characters. Aside from Voldemort, I think they’re the three with the biggest literary prices on their heads.