Bye Bye Blighty

Well England, it’s been real. Now, following my lovely 2 hours of sleep, I will be departing your shores aboard a slow boat to… America. I hear there will be unlimited vodka; I’m enthused!

For anyone else reading this, you can follow my journey in not killing other people’s families over at thetraveleditorDOTCOM. Please do. I can almost guarantee that the grammar will be better than it is here. Almost.